Are you looking for an amazing mind reader for your corporate event?

If so, I’d heartily recommend booking Noel Gallagher.

Yes, THAT Noel Gallagher. The Oasis one.

Whenever I’m booked to do mind reading, someone always (and it is ALWAYS) asks me what the Lottery numbers are going to be, or, if I’m at Everton, what the final result will be, so they can win a few million quid.

Now obviously, I do know both of these things. I’m just far too honest to tell other people (where’s the fun in that?).

However, Mr Gallagher clearly does not share my sense of moral decency, as he demonstrated earlier today before the Capital Cup match between Manchester City and Liverpool, where, not only did he predict how Man City would win the match, but also who would score the winning penalty!

Here’s the video to the musical mind reading maestro making the prediction:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/noel-gallagher-predicted-exactly-how-7460477

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy a guitar and learn four chords…

 

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