Being my website, of course I’m going to try and persuade you that I’m amazing. Rather than have me do it though, I thought it would be better to give you some testimonials from past clients, just so you can see what it’s like to work with me.
None of these testimonials were gained via the use of torture or bribery techniques.
However, two (and ONLY two) are completely fake. See if you can guess which ones!